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“There is a permissiveness that starts to creep in at this time of year, corroding away at our better judgment. It reaches fever pitch a couple of weeks from now when…as with the Eurovision Song Contest or any James Bond film, we collectively experience a temporary taste paralysis.”

Read on and listen to a small selection of Harry’s musically mismatched seasonal baggage here